KENDO IS THE NAME OF THE GAME

Kendo gi, helmets and swords.

Ready...

Steady...

Spar!

Thwack!

Audio: Have A Nice Day by Stereophonics on Virginradio.co.uk.
Biblio: The Gospel according to Mark.
Cerebrio: Ahem. Sniff. Hack. Shite. This is my third bout since coming here.