CWS

Companion Withdrawal Symptom

Symptoms: Induced by prolonged absence of human relations resulting in obsessive time spent with close relations available within a short amount of period. Incubation period is symptomatic; patient has eyebags as a result of lack of sleep in part due to late night insomnia, drinking, talking sessions and random shooting of the moon. Frequent burst of schpiels and purging of thoughts [accumulated by prolonged absence] from a chattering and mumbling heap. Maybe excerbated by lack of native language conversial. Incubation lasts from 2-4 days. Diagnosed by sense of emptiness and boredom, accompanied by thoughts of hyperdelusional ''what-ifs'' and ''maybe-I-should's''.

Treament: Medication is useless. Disease is not fatal but incurable. Patient should seek relief from the balm of busyness in such mundane actions of email bouts and webbing sessions. Victimes should go into highly populated urban areas, or immerse in communcative activities such as real-time chat and make frequent phone calls to her support network.